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[Rondy]

Took my girlfriend to an orchard in Somerset for her birthday.

Turns out that wasn’t the apple watch she’d wanted.
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Whenever I play golf, I always take two pairs of trousers.

Just in case I get a hole in one.
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A tip for all you lovely ladies out there.

If you buy your underwear in NEXT it is advisable to cut the label off.
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Aren’t animals amazing.

I just passed the hospital and there was a sign saying ‘Guard dogs operate at this hospital’ How clever is that?
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Gary was teased about his lack of hair, but had the last laugh when he used his nickname Baldy for the biscuit that made him a millionaire.
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[Patsy33]

Lol..

[ladybirder]

Very funny.

[zebo]

Your friend Gary was taught by my late OH years ago, and that's not a joke, it's true!