Tree Joke

[Patsy33]

I pine for a good tree joke. I wish they were more poplar.

[bookbinder]

You'll find plenty if you log on to the internet, but, be careful about inviting a tree to your party; they never leaf when you want them to.

[jno]

yew must be joking. You just need to cedar statistics, alder best jokes are about trees.

[Bazile]

Are you barking mad ?

I saw a dust storm ,once
( I'll wait for you on that one :-) )

[maggiebee]

Are you branching out Patsy?

[Chipchopper]

I'm stumped!

[davebro]

not that old chestnut!

[Bazile]

Anybody here like Soursop?

[maggiebee]

Still not twigged that one Bazile!

[Ken4155]

In my best Fred Elliott impersonation, "That was oakay, Patsy, a(s)h say, that was oakay."

[Bazile]

maggibee

Soursop is a fruit - grown on a tree

Sour (sap)
sap of a tree

[Ken4155]

Sod this for a larch, i'm off to the beech fir a dip with a few of my elder, Rowan, Hazel and Holly :-)) Willow be back later.

[Khandro]

I think the oaks on you

[Patsy33]

What are yew lot like?!
I bough to each one of you. Thanks buds.

[Chipchopper]

I asked someone wych elm is best, but he didn't know his ash from his elbow

[Hopkirk]

These jokes are criminal, I'm going to call the copse

[Chipchopper]

That's plane enough