Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

A book fell on my head the other day.

I only have my shelf to blame though.

[brian j john]

I read a good about anti gravity
I couldn't put it down

[DTCwordfan]

What do you say when your thesaurus is stolen? Nothing, you'll be lost for words!

[brian j john]

Should be good book ,

[Ken4155]

Did the Chuckle Brothers fit your shelf? Tome, to you, tome......

[1ozzy]

I was about to nail a new shelf to the wall

Then I thought, nah.

Screw that!!

[piggynose]

Well hoppy if you ever find yourself in front of the beak, i hope he throws the book at you! lol.
Good win the other night for the baggies!

[Chipchopper]

Sounds like some heavy reading

[Bazile]

Was the book Lady Chatterley's Lover - the one you've reading for research purposes , but had mislaid ?

[Bazile]

A book fell on my head the other day ?

I don't believe you - sounds a bit shelffishy , to me

[10ClarionSt]

As well as the anti-gravity book, I'm reading a book about the History of Glue. I can't put it down.

[Patsy33]

Was it your DIY book?..

[vulcan42]

A friend of mine has invented this special powder to help in DIY projects, he's calling it shelf raising flour.