Drunk And Disorderly

[Chipchopper]

A man was making his way along the promenade after a night out on the tiles,
A keen eyed policeman spots him and decides to go over and question him.

Policeman: "You're staggering sir"
Man: " you're not so bad yourself, osifer"

[Cloverjo]

Very good!

[Peter Pedant]

outside a club - 1890
I say my man, call me a hansom cab !

I'll call you a cad, sir, but I wont call you handsome !

ter daah from the time of Oscar Wilde