Blonde

[Rondy]

A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out.

A policeman approaches her and says, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?"

She says, "Why, officer?"

"Because your breast is hanging out."

She looks down and says, "OH MY GOODNESS! I left the baby on the bus again!"

[Patsy33]

Excuses!
Talk about milking it...

[William51]

She boobed again.

[novalis]

Must be the same one who went topless into St Paul's. The Dean told her she couldn't come in dressed like that. She told him she had a Divine Right. He told her that her left wasn't bad either but she still had to cover up.