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Yorkshire Fun
A traveller stops in a Yorkshire pub and notices that all the beams have car keys dangling from them.
When asked, the landlord says, "Ah, That's for Seth - he's ah local genius - if tha' sticks car key up his bum he'll tell tha make, model an' all sorts. He'll be in soon - tha can try him out."
So, when Seth arrives, the landlord says "Ay up Seth, chap 'ere wants to knaw if thee can tell car from key up th' ***".
"Aye, 'appen I can", says Seth.
So the traveller takes a key and - err - inserts it.
"Eee!", says Seth, "1999 Toyota Corolla, Blue".
The traveler checks the key fob - quite correct!
"OK then, how about this one?", says the traveller, grabbing another key.
"Ahh, tricky, but aye ,aye, it's a Mercedes SLK, 2005, Silver" - and he's right again!
So now the traveller thinks, I'll catch him out now - and grabs an old spark plug.
"Eee hee!, That's Champion!"
When asked, the landlord says, "Ah, That's for Seth - he's ah local genius - if tha' sticks car key up his bum he'll tell tha make, model an' all sorts. He'll be in soon - tha can try him out."
So, when Seth arrives, the landlord says "Ay up Seth, chap 'ere wants to knaw if thee can tell car from key up th' ***".
"Aye, 'appen I can", says Seth.
So the traveller takes a key and - err - inserts it.
"Eee!", says Seth, "1999 Toyota Corolla, Blue".
The traveler checks the key fob - quite correct!
"OK then, how about this one?", says the traveller, grabbing another key.
"Ahh, tricky, but aye ,aye, it's a Mercedes SLK, 2005, Silver" - and he's right again!
So now the traveller thinks, I'll catch him out now - and grabs an old spark plug.
"Eee hee!, That's Champion!"
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