Trap

[maggiebee]

I was on my way downstairs this morning when I tripped over my wife's bra.

How was I to know she'd set a booby trap?

[jno]

tch, storm in a C-cup

[Chipchopper]

Was it a hold up ?

[1ozzy]

Went a rse over tit.

[Hopkirk]

You should feel a right one.

[1ozzy]

Do they feel better than a left one Hoppy?

Asking for a friend

[Hopkirk]

Did you know that the German for bra is Büstenhalter?

[1ozzy]

No I didn't.
But, I'm guessing it could translate as the number ten bus has been delayed.

[Hopkirk]

Yes, that's the only thing that springs to mind.

[Bazile]

Crikey - the things that titillates some people

[mallyh]

my bra ......over the shoulder boulder holder :-)x

[1ozzy]

Whopper stopper?

[1ozzy]

Hope you don't trip over them dear lady;-/

[mallyh]

i found out the hard way with a piercing when my toe caught in it lol x

[1ozzy]

LOL Mally, your sense of humour surpasses mine.
Love ya girl.

[mallyh]

:-) xx

[Chipchopper]

It could only end tips up

[aelmpvw]

many a slip between cup . . .

[Patsy33]

Was there a big bust up?..