Paddy & Mick

[Rondy]

Paddy met Mick in the street and said,
"Mick, will you draw your bedroom curtains before making love to your wife in future?"
"Why?" Mick asked. "Because," said Paddy, "All the street was laughing when they saw you making love yesterday."
Mick said, "Silly ***, the laugh's on them. I wasn't at home yesterday."