Dove, Perhaps, But Not Swallow (4,10)
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Two Irish men, Mick and Paddy are having a drink and watching the football at Mick's house. At full time Paddy gets up to go home but notices it's bouncing down with rain outside.
"Stay the night here." Says Mick. "I'll go and make up a bed for you."
When Mick comes back down the stairs Paddy is drenched to the bone. Mick says: "What the hell happened to you?"
Paddy replies: "I nipped home for my pyjamas."
No best answer has yet been selected by Rondy. Once a best answer has been selected, it will be shown here.
For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.Thanks Ken for your suggestion.There is nothing I like then a good joke and a good comedian, but many of the jokes posted by Rondy have either been posted previously on this site or have been copied out of joke books. If I went to see a comedian who continously told the same jokes at each of their shows I wouldn't be a happy bunny.
Gramps82, i don't think Rondy is trying to pass himself off as a comedian.
Also, if you did go to see a stand up comedian, you'd have had to pay, so you'd be entitled to be disgruntled if said comic was churning out old jokes. I know for a fact that most of those who appeared on Mock The Week, repeat some of their 'solo sectionsd' on stage.