Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

I gave away all my used batteries today. Free of charge!

[emmie]

pull the plug on that one.

[Chipchopper]

Get your coat, guilty as charged.

[Hopkirk]

I felt quite positive about this one.

[DTCwordfan]

This joke proves that it is terminal.

[Hopkirk]

Why does everyone run me down?

[DTCwordfan]

Why did the battery get kicked out of church?
Because they were holding an AA Meeting

[emmie]

i can feel my negative vibes flowing again,

[murraymints]

hmmm

[DTCwordfan]

batteries shouldn't hummmm, minty xx

[mallyh]

i'm ever ready to read your jokes x

[emmie]

i feel a little AC/DC coming on,

[mallyh]

that's just not working for me lol :-) ^^^^^^^

[Hopkirk]

I'm going to keep supplying jokes in this series, no charge.

[Patsy33]

There's no power to this joke..