Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

I worked as a tailor for a few months.

I wasn't really suited to it, and the work was so so.

[mallyh]

sorry to hear you weren't cut out for this job x

[DTCwordfan]

I hear that the wages are a mere snip......

[1ozzy]

A hem

[DTCwordfan]

it's certainly a turn-up for the books.

[Hopkirk]

I was trying to decide who gave the best answer, but I think it's a tie.

[Hopkirk]

You lot crease me up.

[Patsy33]

Was you hanging on by a thread?..

[piggynose]

suit yourself!

[Hopkirk]

Very cutting

[Ken4155]

Not bad for an 'off the cuff' joke.

[Hopkirk]

Did I measure up?

[jno]

maybe you dressed the wrong way

[Canary42]

So you went for a Burton !