Quickies

[Rondy]

The price of petrol is so expensive I have started to use vodka in the lawnmower.

Not the grass is half cut!
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My wife wants me to blow air on her whenever she overheats, but honestly...

... I'm not a fan.
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My wife has just swum the channel.

I was in the rear of the boat shouting encouragement through a megaphone.

She still says I should have bought two ferry tickets.
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