Quickies

[Rondy]

I asked my friend when their birthday was.

He said March 1st.

I stood up, walked around the room, and asked again.
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A police officer just stopped me due to the terrible state of my jumper sleeve, which is covered in small balls of thread.

I've been charged with grievous bobbly arm.
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I’m a bit peeved!

I lent a mate £10K for a facelift, now I don’t know what he looks like!
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I got down on one knee in the hospital carpark yesterday.

I proposed to a nurse.

She turned me down on medical grounds.
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[Patsy33]

Good ones, made me smile..