Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

I have a chicken proof lawn.

It's impeckable.

[murraymints]

coat !

[Spicerack]

He turned up with a capon today, Murray.

[murraymints]

lol spice ^^

[mallyh]

that is a fowl joke x

[murraymints]

cheep too Mally ! ;0) xx

[emmie]

i have chook ed on my sandwich, clucking hell fella.

[mallyh]

eggcellent murrymint lol x

[murraymints]

now don't eggaggerate emmie !

[Hopkirk]

Sorry, I'm scratching around now.

[emmie]

keep you *** up mate...

[mallyh]

if your jokes get any worse you'll be up before the beak x

[1ozzy]

I thought it was Silkie smooth.

[emmie]

how odd it blipped out p e c & k e r

[Spicerack]

Mind you don't ova do it, Hopkirk.

[emmie]

these yolks get worse by the day

[murraymints]

chook 'ant get any better !

[Hopkirk]

You can tell I didn't shell out to get these chuckles.

[mallyh]

we give you free range with your jokes x

[Spicerack]

But if they get any worse the ABed will pullett.

[Hopkirk]

Oi, don't get cocky.