Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

I have a chicken proof lawn.

It's impeckable.

[DTCwordfan]

that's for the the albumthen.

[emmie]

with yolks like these who needs anemones.

[Patsy33]

Mown!...

[mallyh]

oh! that's a cutting remark x

[Patsy33]

Is this a pecking order?..

[Chipchopper]

That's enoeuf of that