Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

My cat has just eaten three mallards.
He's a duck filled fatty puss.

[emmie]

lol....

[brian j john]

That's a Quaker ,, hehe

[brian j john]

QUACKER !!!

[murraymints]

snigger

[emmie]

bet he feels like the cats pyjamas.

[1ozzy]

I once tried to plait a puss, didn't I have some scars to show.

[mallyh]

absolute tomfoolery x

[mallyh]

ozzy it that when you went in to the bush x:-)

[1ozzy]

Along with my hairdressing skills Mally...

[emmie]

a bloke with many talents, or should be talons.

[Chipchopper]

You need a bigger cat flap

[DTCwordfan]

that'll have the ducks wetting themselves in Puddles.

[Patsy33]

Lol!
Should have put some duck tape across its mouth..