Petrol Price

[Rondy]

Top 5 Signs that petrol has gotten way too expensive:

1. A filling station is offering a free car with every fill up!

2. Any purchase over a gallon requires a credit check.

3. Price is now in gold bullion.

4. Shell now offering monthly payment plans.

5. You're excited to find petrol at under £5 a half cup.

[Canary42]

After filling, men shake the nozzle more times than they shake their willies after a pee.

[murraymints]

Lol^^