Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

A man goes to a funeral and asks the widow "Do you mind if I say a word?"
The widow replies "Please do"
"Bargain" he says.
She says "Thanks, that means a great deal"

[1ozzy]

It could have meant a "lot"

[emmie]

bogof was what she was thinking.

[mallyh]

oh dear that died a death x

[DTCwordfan]

it's met its sell-by-date, mallyh.....

[Spicerack]

He'll be a great loss...........leader.

[Chipchopper]

She would have liked that

[piggynose]

Typical early mourning joke.

[Spicerack]

It had been a wonderful service. The choir sang 'This Lidl Light Of Mine' and 'St Michael Row The Boat Ashore'.

[Patsy33]

No wonder she loves a bargain.
Funeral prices have skyrocketed due to the cost of living..

[murraymints]

Hmmmm

[Ken4155]

https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=vidoe+of+sarcastic+slow+hand+clap&&view=detail&mid=95EB38B26D3D5A7EF0FA95EB38B26D3D5A7EF0FA&rvsmid=55F0FDD35B4E135366C755F0FDD35B4E135366C7&;FORM=VDQVAP