Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

I used to be a programmer for autocorrect, but they fried me for no raisin.

[murraymints]

hmmmmm coat !

[emmie]

not a very doog one by all accounts..

[1ozzy]

My wife divorced me.
Apparently the text wasn't //Bring some milf home//

[Chipchopper]

You should claim funfair dismissal

[Hopkirk]

Naughty boy, 1ozzy.

[mallyh]

ozzy , i now have coffee down my front from laughing xx :-)

[1ozzy]

Try to smile all day Mally;-)