Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

I went into a pet shop and asked for twelve bees.

The owner counted out thirteen and handed them over.

I said "You've given me one too many"

He replied "That one is a freebie"

[emmie]

to bee or not to bee, that is the question.

[emmie]

is a bee that has had a bad hair day called a frizzbee.

[johnny.5]

watch out hoppy
they will go on strike soon too


DEMANDING

More Honey
and
Shorter Flowers


Am I right ?
I'm Not Wrong !

[Chipchopper]

Bees knees as usual

[Hopkirk]

Act quick if you want any, apparently they are flying off the shelves.

[DTCwordfan]

at least they are helping to solve the fuel crisis with all that Bee Pee out there that they are producing.

[mallyh]

you must be buzzing with that offer x

[mallyh]

how much is that bee in the window
the one with a sting in his tail
how much is that bee in the window
i do hope that bee is for sale xx

[Chipchopper]

Bee careful with those wee guys in the stripy jerseys, we need them more than ever