Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

My wife asked if I knew any tennis puns.

I replied "They're really not my forte, love."

[emmie]

its a toss up if i like this, the ball is in your court.

[murraymints]

snigger snigger ! getting better Hoppy ! ;0)

[Chipchopper]

They make a hell of a racket at times

[DTCwordfan]

Oh efffing Kyrgios, I guess someone had to come up with a Wimbledon joke.

[Bazile]

Do I deduce from that , you're not watching Wimbledon , then ?

[Arksided]

The Wombles are great aren’t they.

[mallyh]

is her name annette x

[Spicerack]

Koo, didn't wade through all the other answers.
Anyway, I'm stark raving mad this morning. My barker has managed to get trapped behind my king sized stove.

[Ken4155]

This joke tsitsipits! Don't give up your day job, Hoppy, you'll never be a djokerman. You're just a sinner. Kvitova and don't bother telling neimeier, put a sock in it.
Marks out of tan? - nadal! You ought to be locked up somewhere. Alcaraz, possibly.

[Spicerack]

Deuce, ken. It's only a game.

[Ken4155]

^
It's the taking apart that counts, Spicey:-)

[mallyh]

this could end up in court as love means nothing x

[Patsy33]

You cannot be serious!..

[Bazile]

You need to have the eyes of an Hawk ( hawkeye) to see the myrth in these jokes