Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

The difference between men and women is that if a woman asks you to smell something, it is usually nice.

[1ozzy]

Are you sure?

[mallyh]

this joke is not to be sniffed at x

[1ozzy]

Depends on your senses

[Chipchopper]

1st, man I once had a dog with no nose, 2nd man "so How did it smell?"
Blimming terrible

[1ozzy]

Your wife is obviously a better cook than mine...

[mallyh]

lol ozzy ,mr mally knows when dinner is ready when the fire alarm goes off x

[Patsy33]

When my husband had a pint last night, he asked me to smell his Stinking Bishop!

[Electrochem]

No matter how nice the soap smells, never leave the bathroom sniffing you fingers!

[Canary42]

:-D

[Arksided]

Pmsl