Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

I didn't understand when my wife said I was holding the bag of pasta upside down.

Then the penne dropped.

[DTCwordfan]

some one should pound you for this one....

[murraymints]

coat !

[emmie]

i should have a word in your shell like, to tagliatelle you the truth i am
bemused....

[Hopkirk]

Does anyone else want a pizza the action?

[murraymints]

hmmm...

[emmie]

these jokes are pasta their sell by dates.

[DTCwordfan]

Nope - you have pepperonied us with enough for today.

[Chipchopper]

I guess you was pasta the point of no return

[mallyh]

that's a shame did you have to pici it up x

[emmie]

i don't give a fusilli, its pasta time for bed

[Arksided]

Losing his noodles that fella.

[Chipchopper]

The aLphaBETie spaghetti spelled trouble

[Patsy33]

Spill the beans, Hoppy.
You're just clumsy!
Orzo it seems...

[Hopkirk]

Mallyh, you were brilliant with the 'pici', but it's Patsy's turn for BA today.

[Canary42]

One of the better ones IMHO.

[mallyh]

no worries ,i love your daft jokes x