A Bag Of Nerves

[Chipchopper]

A very nervous, first time passenger aboard a cruise ship liner, met the captain at the welcome reception and asked, "do ships like this very often sink?"
Captain: "No, It's usually just the once"

[DTCwordfan]

time to get your jacket, chip....

[1ozzy]

What did the kitchen hands reply?

[Chipchopper]

I've got my life jacket, i'd better see if i'm on the list*

[Patsy33]

Hope you're not on a downer..

[StolasTheGayBirb]

Oh my gosh this made my day that's so funny