Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

A locksmith had to go to court today to give evidence.
Apparently he is a key witness.

[Patsy33]

Let's hope it's an open & shut case..

[Hopkirk]

I hope the defendant doesn't make a bolt.

[1ozzy]

I once had a dog that was a locksmith, if he didn't make a spring for your neck he'd a bolt for your door.

[Spicerack]

Sounds like the case hinges on his evidence, chubb.

[Chipchopper]

Locker room lawyer, maybe

[Ken4155]

I believe he'll handle it well enough. His testimony will have the accused over a barrel and he'll be locked away for some time.

[maggiebee]

Did he study at Yale?