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Hopkirk | 07:26 Wed 20th Jul 2022 | Jokes
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I had to resign from my job as an ice cream taste tester.
I couldn't do sundaes.
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Bet all those crushed nuts didn't help.
09:00 Wed 20th Jul 2022
Hundreds and thousands of people quit for the same reason.
Same here, I couldn't do the arctic role
Me too - I was a wafer too long.
I thought you would've had this licked by now!..
That's what you get for breaking your conetract
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The manager told me I was Flakey.
at least you didn't top yourself x
They said I have frozen assets, but there's not a ripple of truth in it
Bet all those crushed nuts didn't help.
The boss wants a zoom meeting
Did he get his knickerbockers in a twist.

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