Ladies Golf

[Rondy]

At the Golf Club at the weekend there was an unfortunate accident.

Two ladies were enjoying a quiet game and had just teed off when one of the ladies was hit in the head with a wayward golf ball, somewhere between the first and second tee.

An ambulance was called and, when the paramedic eventually arrived, he asked what had happened.

The story was related to him and he asked

"Where was she hit?"

"Between the first and second hole" came the answer.

The paramedic replied:

"Well, it's not going to leave much room for a plaster!"