Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

I went for an audition for a play, and my friends told me to break a leg.

I ended up in a cast.

[emmie]

was it Much ado about nothing.....

[Chipchopper]

Well, you may as well get plastered

[mallyh]

bit of a lame joke x

[mallyh]

on second thoughts a cracking joke x

[1ozzy]

Exit, stage left

[1ozzy]

Everyone!!

[Chipchopper]

The world is your lobster

[mallyh]

try not to make a scene x

[10ClarionSt]

Did you stage that one yourself?

[Hopkirk]

No, but it was a stage I was going through.

[Ken4155]

Don't believe you. I think you're telling fibulas.

[Patsy33]

Was it a good set?..