Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

I have a dog to provide me with unconditional love, but I also have a cat to remind me that I don’t deserve it. It’s all about balance.

[mallyh]

you are being very petty x

[brian j john]

I don't get it !!

[emmie]

cats are imperious creatures and generally don't give a fig for their
enslaved owners. As long as they are fed and watered, that's it.

[Hopkirk]

Dogs have owners.
Cats have staff.

[Chipchopper]

It's a wise cat that knows its own tail

[brian j john]

Hopkirk,,,
Not one of your best

[zebo]

You never have or own a cat, it owns you.

[Patsy33]

Different strokes, I guess..