The Plaice Was Packed

[Chipchopper]

I took a girlfriend to a busy and crowded seafood restaurant, the waiter said "I'm sorry we are very busy tonight, so if you don't mind waiting for a bit"...."no problem" I said,.
Waiter, "great, take the clam chowder and drinks to table number 8"

[mallyh]

i had to read it twice lol x

[Spicerack]

I'd have snook out.

[Patsy33]

Mussel in takes on a new meaning!.. :-)

[zebo]

At a new holiday camp in the late 50s we were kept waiting a long time, Dad and Uncle went to find out why and they came back to tell us They're making the beds. Mum, fed up with tired, fractious kids, said We could do it to get in there quicker, to which Uncle laughed and said, No, they're making the beds, hammers and nails!

[aelmpvw]

well at least you were the first to sleep in them :-)