Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

The hotel I stayed at during my holiday had a chess convention.

A load of the delegates were sitting by the reception area swapping stories of games they had played.

I do love chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

[Chipchopper]

Sounds like a tantalizing event

[1ozzy]

I know a very unsavoury joke about chest nuts,,

[Hopkirk]

Dedicated to Tubbycoates - I know he loves a chess joke.

[Arksided]

Someone’s still going to have to ‘play’ the cheque-mate.

[Hopkirk]

I made a new East European friend on a chess forum.
He's my Czech mate.

[Bazile]

I heard the King and Queen were there , for the first two Knights ; trying to pawn their castle

[Hopkirk]

While my roommate was sleeping, I dumped chess pieces on his head.

You should have seen the rook on his face.

[mallyh]

a bed and board hotel x