Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

I've started a dating app for farmyard animals, but to be honest I'm struggling to make hens meet.

[DTCwordfan]

clucking awful.....!

[Chipchopper]

I guess it's not easy to find a stable relationship.

[Netty7]

That was a fowl joke!

[Netty7]

……if not a little poultry!

[Hopkirk]

They aren't interested in getting laid.

[1ozzy]

Ram it up ewe

[Hopkirk]

1ozzy!

[1ozzy]

Don't be sheepish Hoppy

[Hopkirk]

Just fouling around

[Ken4155]

Poussin myself laughing.

[Hopkirk]

Try and keep a capon it.

[1ozzy]

Egg on some more replies

[Ken4155]

As yolks go, this one's a bit baa!

[Patsy33]

Do you think you can pullet off?..

[maggiebee]

Ewe need to try harder Hoppy, no cock ups

[Hopkirk]

Did you spot the deliberate error?

I meant just foaling around.