Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

The police were hunting a burglar who regularly stole musical instruments.

The guy they stopped denied it was him, but they found the lute on him.

[Spicerack]

Bet he was crochety.

[emmie]

stop banging the drum and trumpet the news....

[mallyh]

sounds like he was on the fiddle x

[bobbinwales]

OK but don't harp on about it

[Canary42]

So, found guilty accordion to the evidence.

[emmie]

bet he pulled some strings to get off the charge....

[DTCwordfan]

about time he conducted himself better. I am sure he knows the score.

[DTCwordfan]

The arresting DCI was of Italian extraction apparently, one Viola Piccolo

[Spicerack]

So he denied it was him?
That makes him a lyre as well as a luter.

[1ozzy]

It was all orchestrated.
Totally Bass less,,,

[piggynose]

So he had to face the music!

[Chipchopper]

Sounds like he's pulling out all the stops!

[DTCwordfan]

he'll be done for a slew of offences if he keeps playing with his organ, Chip

[ZebuSanctuary]

Having taken the rap he realised he would have to face the music. The judge re-choir-ed him to serve a minim-um of 2 years since he had also fret-ened the police officer on duty.

[Spicerack]

I expect his dulcet toned breve will spinette some corno atonal knackers and he'll end up with the minim hum sentence or even a suspension.

[Spicerack]

And he'll be out plucking the lead from tintinabbistation's roof the next day.

[Patsy33]

Didn't orchestrate that very well did he?..

[Hopkirk]

Patsy always comes up trumpets.

[Canary42]

///he'll be done for a slew of offences if he keeps playing with his organ,///

Especially if he gets the horn ;-)