Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

Yesterday I went swanning around the town centre.

I hissed at people, and broke a man's arm.

[Chipchopper]

You've got some neck!

[1ozzy]

I have a friend that works in the repair department for Swan Vesta.
Apparently he's involved in match fixing.

[Chipchopper]

Not sure if folks across the pond will get it though

[murraymints]

coat !

[1ozzy]

Not sure if folks downunder would either Chip.

[Chipchopper]

I thought Swan Vesta was a kind of curry

[Hopkirk]

Don't get in a flap, Murray.

[Spicerack]

You must have had a cob on.

[ZebuSanctuary]

Clearly you'd got a Cob on!

[ZebuSanctuary]

Oi spicey... You just stole my thunder!

[emmie]

cygnet your intentions, more jokes like these will see me swanning off to pastures new.

[1ozzy]

You should have been in a pen!

[DTCwordfan]

They should have ducked.

[Spicerack]

I tried waiting for you, zebu, but could remain mute no longer.

[1ozzy]

Waddle you come up with tomorrow Hoppy?

[ZebuSanctuary]

Do know Spicey, there are Thymes when your one-liners can Bewick-ed. Please don't Whooper on my parade again... Else you will send me into a Hissy fit ;-)

[Spicerack]

I'm quacking in my boots.

[ZebuSanctuary]

LOL... No need to fear. I'm too flat -footed to catch you.

[Bazile]

Your owner King Charles the III , wont be happy - i hope he's got avian insurance

[mallyh]

that jokes a whooper x