Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

My neighbour makes sports equipment in his shed late at night, which is really annoying. He's always making a racket.

[1ozzy]

Grow some balls and bail him up;-/

[murraymints]

coat !

[Chipchopper]

He needs some guts for that

[1ozzy]

And the neighbours look suspiciously at the local Chinese takeaway,,
Hmm,,

[ZebuSanctuary]

Wood it not be nice to try and Iron things out with him. Why not start by offering him a cup of Tee?

[Bazile]

Go and hold him by the scruff of his neck and SQUASH him up against a WALL and tell him that WIMBLEDON is a nice area and you don't want it spoilt by his RACKET .

Tell him to move to a less desirable area like BABMINGTON

[Bazile]

//it spoilt by his RACKET//

Racquet

[Ken4155]

I feel for you, neighbours like that are the scrum of the Earth.

[Hopkirk]

I'm stumped what to do.

[Spicerack]

Don't listen to this lot. They're trying to get you into trouble, Hopkirk.
Just call around and discus it like two civilised human beings.

[Spicerack]

And if that don't work, give him a shot on the jaw.

[Ken4155]

I think you ought to go round to his house, kick him in the middle wicket, box his ears and give him some hammer.

[Patsy33]

You need to squash this. Have you thought of a backhander?..

[aelmpvw]

you need to putter stop to it

[Canary42]

You've set off all these sporting puns,
Some good, some bad, some awful ones.
But buy your neighbour nice cream buns
For deciding not to manufacture guns

[mallyh]

he's not being a very good sport x