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It's The Way I Tell Em.

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Rondy | 16:49 Sun 09th Oct 2022 | Jokes
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Congratulations to me! I just made my last mortgage payment!

I still owe £262,000, but I'm just not going pay them anymore.
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My girlfriend accused me of cheating.

I told her she was starting to sound like my wife.
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Started my new job as an Amazon driver. First day, very first delivery, called at the house and a note on the door said "If not in, please hide in garage."

Well I was in there for 6 hours and they still hadn't found me!
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My daughter said, "I hope you're going to shave off that stupid moustache. It's embarrassing!"

I was stunned. It was the bravest thing I've ever heard anyone say to the wife!
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I bought a 'self-assembly' bird table last week.

I put it in the garden, but they haven't even opened the box yet.
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If a woman undresses in front of you, she's either interested in you or sees you as just a friend...

Or hasn't spotted you in the tree opposite!
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