Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

My girlfriend borrowed £100 from me when we started going out.

We've just split up, and she gave me the £100 back.

I've lost interest in that relationship.

[mallyh]

couldn't bank on her then x

[Spicerack]

I can't even find a bird despite searching nationwide. ;-(

[mallyh]

you need to have a treat like some isa cream x

[1ozzy]

Bad investment,,

[Spicerack]

Teller you ain't happy.

[emmie]

you have cashiered your chips with this one.

[1ozzy]

Obviously, he's Hoppy,,

[Spicerack]

You could try demanding money. Although I've found women just put the shutters up between you and press the alarm button when you try.
very unreasonable

[Patsy33]

You were short changed mate. She was a ton of trouble..

[ZebuSanctuary]

That's gross!