Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

Sweet dreams are made of cheese

... who am I to dis a brie.

[emmie]

gruyere to you....

[DTCwordfan]

Port Salut to you mon fromage.

[Spicerack]

♪ I cheddar the world and the feta cheese, everybody's looking for Stilton ♪
Lol, I'm saying nowt, Hopkirk.

[ZebuSanctuary]

Please stop these cheesey jokes. I *Camembert it!

(*cannot bear it)

[Spicerack]

Yeah, think we goat that, Zebu. (eyes raised to heaven emoji,☺)

[Hopkirk]

That reminds me, how do you encourage a cheese loving bear to come out of the woods?

Camembert.

[ZebuSanctuary]

// goat that, Zebu //

I'm not a goat I'm a Zebu! Now scowling. You have forced me to take umBRIEge ;0))

[Spicerack]

♪ I saved the Lymeswold today ♪

[emmie]

these crumbly jokes are full of holes.

[Spicerack]

Sorry mate, didn't mean to grate on your nerves there.
I'd better tread caerphilly for a while.

[Hopkirk]

I like goat's cheese.

[ZebuSanctuary]

// Sorry mate, didn't mean to grate on your nerves there. I'd better tread caerphilly for a while.//

LOL... No worries. But please don't upFETA me again :'-(

[Spicerack]

I ain't crackers.

[Samizme]

There are still tons of jokes like this to come I’m sure ! Sam

[Spicerack]

That's a gouda one, Sam.

[Chipchopper]

Cheeseus Christ superstar....

[Patsy33]

Whey!..
Vintage comedy Hoppy.
I feel a song coming on.... 'I'm a Brie-liver'

[dustypuss]

I eat too much cheese. I'm getting feta feta every day.

[Canary42]

I don't give Edam

[DTCwordfan]

Gouda's sake, I'm going to turn blue over this....