Dad Joke Of The Day

Hopkirk | 08:41 Mon 14th Nov 2022 | Jokes

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My mate's wife was dancing on a table.
"Good legs" I said
"Do you really think so?"
"Oh yes, most others would have collapsed under that weight"

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Is your mate's wife Queen Anne by any chance?

Fanlight Fanny, by any chance ?

You want to learn some table manners!

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I overheard her talking about furniture. Apparently she likes Chippendales.

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