Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

A chicken came up to me and said "I can't find my eggs"
I said "you've probably mislaid them"

[murraymints]

snigger

[emmie]

it's yolks like these that leave you with egg on your face

[Arksided]

Cluck off no way

[Chipchopper]

O...melette me think about this one

[Ken4155]

Probably left them across the road.

[brian j john]

Ken4155 ,
Left them across the road!!!
Why did the chicken cross the road ?

[emmie]

to avoid these corny jokes.

[Patsy33]

You can probably get a new clutch down the Shell garage...

[Ken4155]

Brian,
Because it wanted to be 'poultry in motion.

[emmie]

blimey it's getting worse - lol

[DTCwordfan]

After reading this one, I need to go and find an eggspresso.

[emmie]

perhaps the chicken should have gone to speckledsavers