Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

Electricians have to strip to make ends meet.

[emmie]

what a shocking thing to happen,

[murraymints]

snigger

[1ozzy]

But then they get a connection

[Chipchopper]

Sparks are gonna fly!

[DTCwordfan]

this definitely needs metering or maybe you could give up on plugging these one-liners.

[Hopkirk]

Watt?

[Hopkirk]

Ohm my God, you can't be serious.

[DTCwordfan]

Ohm going to go and think about this...

[Hopkirk]

Snap

[Hopkirk]

crackle and pop.

[DTCwordfan]

I'm off for a coffee so see you all - I'm driving over in my Voltswagen.

[Hopkirk]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-56582567

[emmie]

isn't that a volteface

[Chipchopper]

Beat inflation.
I'm thinking of buying a few chickens, to make hens meat

[Patsy33]

It's bound to turn on a lot of people...