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[Rondy]

My mate asked me if I thought he was fat.

I told him I know 3 fat people and he is two of them.
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I heard that John Lennon's wife will be appearing in panto this year...

Ono she isn't.
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Advice please. Looking for a holiday destination over Christmas. Relaxing, all-inclusive beach resort. Cost approx £10k…

Does anyone know where I can get the money?
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[Canary42]

If you're going to use 42-year-old jokes, you might at least update them. John Lennon's widow.