My Wife Went Away.

[William51]

An old one. "My wife went to the West Indies". " Jamaica?". " No, she went on her own accord!".

[Shaglene]

The oldies still make me smile. It just shows how old we are getting.

[Shaglene]

Another oldie....I said to the lord mayor, "If I pull your chain, will you flush."

[Canary42]

That one is certainly old, I doubt whether today's younger folk have ever pulled a chain in their lives.

[zabado]

"My wife went to Hawaii". "Honolulu ?". "No on an aeroplane".