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Hopkirk | 09:15 Tue 20th Dec 2022 | Jokes
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Wife "look, I haven't worn this for ten years and it still fits"
Husband "For heaven's sake, it's a scarf!"
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So, the hat said to the scarf "I'll go on a head, you hang around here"
at least her bum didn't look big in it x
Necks do get bigger , apparently
Did you feel like telling her to wrap up!?..
I've got a necklace like that

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