Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

A fire hydrant has H2O on the inside, and K9P on the outside.

[1ozzy]

Now you're taking the ***.

[DTCwordfan]

Cock the other one, mate......

[Chipchopper]

That's dogscusting

[maggiebee]

OMG, had to read that twice! Nice one.

[Patsy33]

Water you'll think of next? Urine fine form today, Hoppy.
A1.

[Xeronema]

This one tickled me. I'll have to read through your other 'Dad Joke Of The Day' threads.

[dustypuss]

Your jokes are just a trickle of what they used to be.