Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

I was in a lingerie shop. I said to the assistant "Are these panties satin?"
She said "No, they're new."

[10ClarionSt]

That was a bloomer then.

[Chipchopper]

The assistant was trying to skirt round it

[Canary42]

Cough cough :-)

[Hopkirk]

I was asking for a friend

[Canary42]

LOL

[Patsy33]

She got her knickers in a twist! I wonder if hers was satin?..

[Chipchopper]

A voice from a shopper said, "Well, they're in good knick"