Why Don't You

[Chipchopper]

A man hurriedly eats his breakfast, grabs his coat and hat, before leaving for work.
Wife : "Our new neighbour across the street always kisses his wife, when he leaves for work each morning, why can't you do that?"
Husband : "Honey, I can't possibly do that, I hardly know the woman".

[Patsy33]

Lol!