Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

I opened a chocolate bar and on the inside of the wrapper it said "You're a loser".
I wouldn't have minded, but there was no competition on.

To make things worse, it was a Boost.

[murraymints]

hmmm coat ! ;0) x

[Chipchopper]

It's so cold, even my Toblerone was snow capped!

[Ken4155]

Don't get your 'snickers in a 'twirl', Hoppy, don't be such a 'flake'. Take a 'break' and next time you get the 'munchies', don't read the wrapper. And, while we are on this 'topic', i'll 'wispa' a little advice to you, remember life is not a bed of 'roses'.

[Patsy33]

Remember, life is no picnic..