Can Someone Please Explain These Jokes To Me

[brian j john]

jesus walks into a bar with the apostles
Bartender: Table for 13?

Jesus: No, 26

Jesus walks into a restaurant...
"Table for 26 please"

Confused, the Waiter does a quick head count, and says "But there are only 13 in your party"

Jesus replies "Yes, but we are all going to sit on the same side"

[bobbinwales]

See the Last Supper painting and you'll get it

[bobbinwales]

https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&;url=https%3A%2F%2Fcommons.wikimedia.org%2Fwiki%2FFile%3AThe-Last-Supper-Restored-Da-Vinci_32x16.jpg&psig=AOvVaw2jw_FRTHKIY42YjLq_GfFg&ust=1677186733551000&source=images&cd=vfe&;ved=0CA8QjRxqFwoTCOijss6Fqv0CFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD

[sandyRoe]

In the famous painting of the last supper Jesus and the apostles are all facing the painter.
It needed a big table, 26 places, to have 13 on one side.

[elliemay1]

I get it but don't think it's funny!

[DTCwordfan]

Remember Monty Python - they included the kangaroos.

[brian j john]

sorry but i still don't see humour ??

[bobbinwales]

Well I get the joke.... tho its not that funny just an observation type joke . Butw e all got different humour - I dont get most of Rondy's but he must do . Hopkirks are usually good though