Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two: One to screw it in most of the way and another to give it a surprise twist at the end.

[DTCwordfan]

I dabble in philosophy. Can I ask you how you define 'lightbulb'?

[Patsy33]

Or a nasty shock..

[Bazile]

Or screw?

[dustypuss]

That lit up my day.

[Ellipsis]

They spend most of their time saving energy ...

[Ken4155]

I would have thought they get their butlers to do it.